Profession Jokes

Lawyers vs Computers

Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months.

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Barber Arrested

The local barber got arrested for selling cocaine. This really surprised me as I've been a customer for years and never knew he was a barber.

Anonymous

Constitipation - Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer? He got stuck on his last movement.

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