Two Attorneys in a Diner

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

100 Lawyers Buried in Sand

Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Stripper Date

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class. 
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down they want some too.