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Cow, Cat and Rabbit

A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over her head, a cat on the cow's back, and a rabbit on the cat's back. "HOLY COW!" he exclaims, "I've never seen a hare on that pussy!"

See Tracks Follow Tracks

There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head, and they all decided to go camping. They needed food so the redhead walked out into the forest, and two hours later came back with a rabbit over her shoulder. The other two girls asked her, "how did you catch that?" She replied "See tracks, follow tracks, see rabbit, kill rabbit." So they ate that for dinner. The next day they needed food so the brunette walked out into the forest, and two hours later came back with a lion over her shoulder. The other two girls asked her, "how did you catch that?" She replied "see tracks, follow tracks, see lion, kill lion." So they ate that for dinner. The next day they needed food again so the blonde walked out into the forest, and two hours later came back limping all bruised, black & blue with torn clothes. The other two girls asked her, "What happened to you?" She replied "see tracks, follow tracks, see train, get hit by train." 

Kate's Wok Guide

Q: What's a wok?

A: Something you throw at a wabbit named wob.

Carrots for Eyesight

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

A: Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Rabbit Chase

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: "Unique" up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A: 'Tame' way.