Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Don King

Yo mama has such hairy armpits, when she raises her hand people point and yell, "Hey look, it's Don King!"

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Hairy) , Word Play Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Faster Than a Speeding Bullet

I'm faster than a speeding bullet. Except in bed.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Word Play Jokes
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Frodo Mute

Q: Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?
A: He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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