Word Play Jokes

My Girl's Birthday

Sven was out shopping in the mall when he met his friend Ole outside the Jewelry Store. Ole noticed that Sven had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "Vhat have you just purchased Sven?" Ole asks. "Vell, now that you've asked," replies Sven, "It's my Lena's birthday tomorrow and vhen I asked her this morning vhat she vanted for her birthday, Lena said, 'Oh, I dun know, dear, yust give me something with vots of diamonds.' "So vhat did you get her?" Ole asks. Sven smirks and says, "I bought her a deck of cards."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Norwegian Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Native American Naming

A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names. The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Electronic Pun

iPod: Hey buds!
Headphones: Sup player?

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes)
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