Pollock Needs Condoms

A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a piece. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."

President Clinton

Q: There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?
A: Yea, I guess it was labeled a "No Open Fly" zone!

Yo Mama - Speakers

Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.