Word Play Jokes

Paris Native

Q: What's a native of Paris called?
A: A parasite.

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Green and Red

Q: What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?
A: A frog in a blender!

Anonymous

Ghost School

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers.

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