Word Play Jokes

Meteorologist & Sex Life

Q: What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm and a woman's sex life have in common?
A: They're both concerned with how many inches and how long it will last.

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Hot Peter

Q: What do you use to fry a peter?
A: Peter Pan.

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Today's Special

A hardware store has a sign that reads: "Today's special." (Then, below it, in pencil): "So's tomorrow."

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