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Mommy mommy I hate daddy's guts.
Shut up kid and keep eating.
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Satisfaction
Q: Why do lions think highly of themselves?
A: Because they have pride
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Basketball Players
Q: Why aren't basketball players asked to stay for dinner?
A: Because they're always dribbling!
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