Dumb Funnies!

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk.
Q: Why was the Tomato blushing?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because it had no guts!
Q: What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: Their middle name.
Q: Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck!
Q: Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
A: Because they taste funny.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: Why are proctologists so gloomy?
A: They always have the end in sight.
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarreha?
A: Lots of Room
Q: What does Mozart do now that he is dead?
A: He decomposes.
Q: Why do they put bells on cows?
A: Because their horns don't work!

The Lone Ranger

Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump Dump DUMP!!!

Bitter End

Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it. Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."