Mexican Basketball

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan

Factory Work

I asked my mate if he could get me a job at the tampon factory where he works. “There aren't any openings at the moment,” he said, “but I’ll see if I can pull some strings.”

Speak Up

A pony walks into a bar and quietly whispers to the bartender that he would like a beer. The bartender says "I can't hear you. You will have to speak up." The pony say "I'm sorry I'm a little hoarse."