Word Play Jokes

Frostbite

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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Amish Couple

Q: Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage?
A: The wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

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Clothed Hairy Beast

Q: What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A: A wear-wolf!

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