Word Play Jokes

Ghosts Haunt Chemistry Faculties

Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated Spirits!

Anonymous

Magic Tractor

Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.

Anonymous

Osama Bin Laden and General Custer

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common? 
A They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Anonymous