Word Play Jokes

Wizard Toothpaste

Q: What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
A: He kept shooting his mouth off!

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Venomous

Q: What's the best thing about deadly snakes?
A: They've got 'poisonality'.

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Cold Milk

Q: What do you call an Eskimo cow?
A: An Eskimoo!

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