Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer and Vulture

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Wings.

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Worse Than Pleading Guilty

Q: What's worse than pleading guilty to murder?
A: Getting jail time and getting robbed by your attorney

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Honest Lawyers

Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An oxymoron.

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