Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Best Costume

Q: Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
A: Because he just came to pick up his sister!

Anonymous

Vampire Fruit -Riddles

Q: What's a vampire's favorite fruit? 
A: Neck-tarine

Anonymous

Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

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