Word Play Jokes

Golf Club In A Bar

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

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Doe Tricks

Q: What did the doe say when she ran out of the woods?
A: I won't do THAT for two bucks ever again!!
 

Anonymous

Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

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