How Much

A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenly he notices a fine looking hooker looking at him. He stops, bangs on the window and says, "So, what does this cost?!" The hooker replies "25 dollars!" The Pollock says, "Hmm, that's a pretty good price for insulated windows!"

Thinnest Books

• The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton
• The Amish Phone Directory
• Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette
• George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names
• French Hospitality
• Everything Women Know About Men
• Everything Men Know About Women
• Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches
• Different Ways To Spell Bob
• Career Opportunities For Liberal Arts Majors
• America's Most Popular Lawyers
• Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean
• The Wild Years - By Al Gore
• Things I Would Not Do For Money - By Dennis Rodman
• Human Rights Advances In China
• To All The Men I've Loved Before - By Ellen Degeneres
• The Engineer's Guide To Fashion
• My Plan To Find The Real Killers - By O. J. Simpson
• How To Land A Plane At Martha's Vineyard - By Jfk, Jr

Jewish Oral Sex

Q: How do a Jewish couple have oral sex?
A: They sit at opposite ends of the bed and yell screw you at one another.