U.S. State Jokes

More Californians to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes)
Anonymous

Okie Jokie

Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?
A: Carry-Oakies

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Oklahoma Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Four Big Ten Alumni

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different Big Ten school and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their Alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Boilermaker hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for Purdue!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be out done, the Wildcat threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for Northwestern!" Seeing this, the Buckeye walked over and shouted, "This is for everyone!!!" and pushed the Wolverine off the side of the mountain.

Categories: Sports Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Ohio Jokes)
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