Signs And Notices 14

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

• Sign in a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
• Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
• Sign on the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: "Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life."
• Detour sign in Kobe, Japan: "Stop: Drive Sideways."
• Sign in a Swiss mountain inn: "Special today -- no ice cream."
• Sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
• Sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."
• Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."

Scary Organization

Q: The most dangerous organization in America today is:
A) The KKK
B) The American Nazi Party
C) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club

Crazy Nun

One day a little old nun was driving 35 miles an hour down the highway.  A cop pulls her over because she was so slow and asked her why she wasn't going faster.  She points at a sign by the side of the road that said highway 35 on it, saying she thought that was the speed limit. The cop laughs and tells her that it was highway number 35.  
Then looking in the back seat, the cop notices two nuns looking very frightened.  He asks them what was wrong and they said, "We just got off highway 130!"