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Psych

Q: A friend asked to use my iPhone 12 to call his mom.

A: I told him to just hit redial.

Yo Mama - Cell Phone Plan

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute -- anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.

Elephant Calls

Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?

A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.

Blonde and a Payphone

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a payphone?
A: It costs twenty-five cents to use a payphone!

Interaction

"Information. Can I help you?" "I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please." "One moment, please."
Pause.
"I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild." "No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's Theater Guild." "I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild." "Not Theodore! Theater! The word is theater. T-H-E-A-T-E-R!" "That, sir, is NOT the way you spell Theodore."