Telephone Jokes

Yo Mama - Operator

Yo mama so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Telephone Jokes , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
Anonymous

Change my Number

The phone rings, woman answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair."
Woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching golf, who shall I say is calling?"

Categories: Telephone Jokes , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes)
Anonymous

Joke for the DJ

A guy calls into a radio station and he says he has a joke for the DJ. The DJ goes, "Alright, let's hear it." The guy goes, "What has a 2 inch penis and hangs down?" The DJ says, "I dunno, what?" The guy says, "A bat. What has a 12 inch penis and hangs up?" The DJ replies, "I dunno, what?" Next thing the DJ hears is a dial tone.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Telephone Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous