Telephone Jokes

Phone Number

Ring Ring...Hello, who is it?
Is your phone number 13498732?
No.
So, why did you pick up the phone?

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Doctor on Hold

Q: Why don't some doctors like being on hold?
A: They don't have a lot of patients.

Written By: RussellHorning

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