Telephone Jokes

Doctor on Hold

Q: Why don't some doctors like being on hold?
A: They don't have a lot of patients.

Categories: Riddles , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Telephone Jokes
Written By: RussellHorning

Answering Machine - Right to Remain Silent

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Real Live Answering Machine

Hi, you have reached Richard. I'm sorry, but my answering machine is out of order, so the voice you are hearing is actually me.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous