Telephone Jokes

Answering Machine - Message Still

Despite the best efforts of the telephone company, you really DID reach 555-1234. But that didn't help much, did it? You still have to talk to a machine. 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Mission Impossible

Annoying flute music in background: Good day, Jim. Your contact, Linda, is not available right now. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name, number, and a brief message at the tone. This tape will self-destruct in thirty seconds. Good Luck, Jim. 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Pizza

Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese... Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that. (Click.)

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Food Jokes
Anonymous