Telephone Jokes

Answering Machine - Pizza

Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese... Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that. (Click.)

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Food Jokes
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Alien Abduction

Hi, you've reached 474-2340. Don, Kendy and Sylvia can't come to the phone right now because they've been kidnapped by aliens and replaced by android duplicates. You could leave your name and number at the tone, but I wouldn't -- you might be next! (evil laugh) 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Satanic Hotline

Thank you for calling the Satanic Hotline. All of our operators are busy at the moment. If you would like, leave a brief message after the tone, and someone will get back to you... When hell freezes over. 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Devil Jokes)
Anonymous