Answering Machine - Escape

I once had a little white phone, That would ring when it was alone. Then I got a tape, For when I escape, So please leave your name at the tone. 

Answering Machine - Type Message

Hello, you have reached 555-1234. Our voice mail system is currently experiencing difficulties, so at the tone, please type your message on the keypad using the appropriate letters, and press the pound sign when finished. 

Self Examination Hotline

Q: What message do you hear when you call the breast self-examination hotline?
A: You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now... Now press the other one.