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Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit": Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, No one's here, no one's home, leave a message, at the tone. Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss, leave a message, you can reach us.
Due to the large number of complaints regarding the length of our previous answering machine message, we made a few changes. Double speed: Insert standard long-winded message here.
