Telephone Jokes

Answering Machine - Aussie

(Aussie accent:) Hi, how 'ya doin', listen, I'm not here, but I tell ya what, this anserin' machine is so clever, I kid you not, if you don't leave a message -- it'll ring 'ya back and ask for one! Bye.

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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Answering Machine - Money

After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to come out of hiding.

Categories: Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Money Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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Alien Answering Machine

I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain. Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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