Technology Jokes - Smartphone Jokes
I was offered sex today with a 21 year old girl. In exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I'm a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.
Q: What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?
Q: What would you be if you saw someone steal an iPhone6?
A: An iWitness.
iPhone7 for Jean Luc
Q: Why did Captain Picard get a new smartphone contract?
A: He needed more data for his new iPhone7.
Q: Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?
A: He was afraid the ring would give him away.