Q: What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?
Q: What would you be if you saw someone steal an iPhone6?
A: An iWitness.
iPhone7 for Jean Luc
Q: Why did Captain Picard get a new smartphone contract?
A: He needed more data for his new iPhone7.
Q: Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?
A: He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Q: How did they catch the iPhone X thief at the Apple store?
A: They had an iWitness.