The guy who invented auto-correct for smart phones passed away today.
Restaurant in peace.
I was offered sex today with a 21 year old girl. In exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I'm a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.
A guy using Apple maps walks into a bar
...or maybe a hospital....or possibly a church
One of the funeral ushers walks to the priest and asks, "What's the WiFi password?"
The priest replies, "Respect the dead!"
The man replies, "All lowercase?"
Q: Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?
A: Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.