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The best jokes and joke writers!

Under Water

Q: What does someone drowning look like?

A: lol

Autocorrect RIP

The guy who invented auto-correct for smart phones passed away today.

Restaurant in peace.

Apple Maps

A guy using Apple maps walks into a bar

...or maybe a hospital....or possibly a church

 

Funeral Tech

One of the funeral ushers walks to the priest and asks, "What's the WiFi password?"

The priest replies, "Respect the dead!"

The man replies, "All lowercase?"

Star Phone

Q: Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

A: Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.