Q: Why did the woman call 911 about a peeping tom in her yard?
A: Because the man told her he was trying to get a pikachu.
Smart Phone Trouble
My girlfriend texted me "helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative"
Anybody know what "ternative" means?
Q: Why does Siri sometimes respond with, 'Don't call me Shirley'?
A: Your iPhone is in Airplane mode.
Wrote a joke about those internet pop ups that tell you you've won a free iPhone6.
You won't get it
Call me childish, but beating the Google Maps estimated arrival time is an extreme sport for me