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Pokemon Trouble

Q: Why did the woman call 911 about a peeping tom in her yard?

A: Because the man told her he was trying to get a pikachu.

Smart Phone Trouble

My girlfriend texted me "helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative"

Anybody know what "ternative" means?

Shirley

Q: Why does Siri sometimes respond with, 'Don't call me Shirley'?
A: Your iPhone is in Airplane mode.

Free iPhone6

Wrote a joke about those internet pop ups that tell you you've won a free iPhone6.

You won't get it

 

Google Maps

Call me childish, but beating the Google Maps estimated arrival time is an extreme sport for me