Technology Jokes - Mac Jokes

Light Bulb - Macintosh Engineers

Q: How many Macintosh engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None - it has to be done by a local authorized dealer.

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Light Bulb - Mac Users

Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it costs $4000 and you have to replace the motherboard.

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No Oranges

Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?
Son: I don't know, because in school we learn on apples.

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