Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?
Son: I don't know, because in school we learn on apples.
Q: If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
Computer Related Bumper Stickers
- BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
- <-------- The information went data way
- The name is Baud...James Baud.
- BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
- Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
- C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
- Backups? We don' *NEED* no stinking backups.
- E Pluribus Modem
- File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny
- CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
- 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
- Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
- SENILE.COM found; Out Of Memory
- RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
- COFFEE.EXE Missing- Insert Cup and Press Any Key
- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
- E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage.
- Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
- Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
- REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
- Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
- Hit any user to continue.
- Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
- Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
- (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
Computer Heaven or Hell
In Computer Heaven:
The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.
In Computer Hell:
The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.
Apple user: Siri, what should I be for Halloween?
Siri: You should dress up as chap stick and tell people you're "the balm"