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NSA is Listening

Q: How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

A: The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Orphan.com

Q: Did you hear about the new website for orphans?

A: The homepage is missing.

Yo Mama - HTML

Yo mama is like HTML

Tiny head, huge body

Computer Acronyms

 ISDN- It Still Does Nothing

APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI- System Can't See It

BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM- I Blame Microsoft

CD-ROM- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2- Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW- World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

WINDOWS- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

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