Technology Jokes - Computer Jokes

Any Windows Open

Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"
Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's twenty below outside!"

Anonymous

Chinese Politician

I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.
I think it's maoware.

Anonymous

Marshall Applewhite Doctrin

Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his followers be castrated?
A: He heard that to be really successful on the Internet you have to work with UNIX.

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