Technology Jokes

New Years Resolution

Q: What's your New Years' resolution?
A: Hopefully 8K OLED 88''

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Technology Jokes , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Anonymous

3 Times a Virgin

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. "Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage." "The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day." "The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Answering Machine - Star Trek

(Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17, the final frontier. (Voice 2:) These are the messages of Chad's answering machine. Its two semester mission: To seek out your name and your telephone number. (Voice 3:) To boldly inform you to wait for the tone.

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Star Trek Jokes)
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