U.S. State Jokes - Illinois Jokes

Chicago Police

Q: Did you know the Chicago Police have seen a 73% increase in gang member arrests from last year?
A: They replaced the sirens in Police cars with loud-speakers playing the National Anthem.

Categories: Riddles , U.S. State Jokes (Illinois Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Submitted BY: PatB

Illinois Speeding Penalty

Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
A: On the first offense they give you Bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Illinois Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Guys Watching Super Bowl

Q: What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears

Categories: Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Illinois Jokes) , Riddles
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