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David Beckham

Q: What's the best way to travel to the moon?
A: Transform yourself into a ball and get David Beckham to take a penalty shot!

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Which Football Team?

Q: Which football team loves ice-cream?
A: Aston Vanilla!

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English Team visits Orphanage

The England Football team visited a Brazilian orphanage this morning. 'It's a heartbreak to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, age 6.

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