Sports Jokes

Wife Swap

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not." "Season's more than half over," he said.

Categories: Sports Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Ads & Newspapers (Classifieds)
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Olympic Swimmer

A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.
When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Drug Jokes , Sports Jokes
Anonymous

Embarrassed Cheerleaders

Q: Whats the most embarrassing thing for a cheerleader?
A: When she does the splits and 8 class rings fall out!

Categories: Sports Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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