When the staff goes out after work, they talk about...

When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball. When Middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or baseball. Top management discusses golf. Conclusion: The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls are.

Bad Advice

Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice.

Could be Worse!

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you guys finish at the bottom?
Captain: Well, it could have been worse.
Manager: How?
Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!