Sports Jokes - American Football Jokes

Ghost's Footballer

Q: What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
A: Ban-she Ban-she!

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Football Player and Hooker

Q: What do you get when you cross a football player with a hooker?
A: An illegal procedure.

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5 Flies In The Kitchen

Q: If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
A: The one in the sugar bowl!

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