Sports Jokes

Semester Credit Lightbulb

Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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World Cup: Priceless

Flight to Rio:  € 2,000
Hotel:  € 1,200
England Football Team Merchandise:  € 750
Arriving after elimination: Priceless  

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Black and White

Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

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