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Five to Six Inches Deeper

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. "What the hell is your problem?" the lady asked. "I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friends pussy," the man moaned. The lady reached over and patted him on the back. "Well, if that's all it is, you can stop worrying," she said. "You're not getting his pussy. His pussy is five to six inches deeper."

Is he still wrong?

If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

MasterCard for Men

Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance, with tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00

Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: Priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

Dissapointing

Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

A: No phone numbers.

Lasting Longer

Q: What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?

A: Let everyone go first!