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Breasts Like a Train Set

Q: Why are women's breasts like a toy train set?
A: Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Stinky Woman

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor. "Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl. "Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and I wash up as far as possible." "Well," the doctor concluded, "Go home and wash 'possible'!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Up A Tree

A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was taking a walk when he happened to look up the tree and saw the little girl. She had no panties on, so he called her down and gave her money to buy a pair of panties. The girl was so happy and told her mommy about it. The next day, when the priest was taking his daily walk, he looked up the same tree and saw the young girl's mother up there. She had no panties on, so he called her down, gave her two dollars and told her to buy a razor.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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