Sexist Jokes - About Women

Super Orgasm When:

Q: How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?
A: Her husband wakes up

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Riddles
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Jewish Monica Lewinsky

Q: How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
A: If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Riddles
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Does She Have PMS?

How you tell if a woman has PMS?
She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.
She retains more water than Lake Superior.
She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one.
She buys you a new T-shirt-----with a bulls-eye on the front.
You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says, "All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?
She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.
She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets, and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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