Look On The Oven

Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!

He's Shaky

One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"
The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know. His hands shake all the time!"

Maybe Next Time

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get? He replies I got the part or a man who has been married for 25 years. His father congratulated him. And then he said "Thats good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"