Sexist Jokes - About Women

Men Making Eye Contact

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because breasts don't have eyes!

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Quiet Car

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

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Great Job

A guy came home to his wife and said to her, "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!" "That's great," his wife said. "Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start on Monday."

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