Sexist Jokes

Small Craft Warning

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?" "No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a 'small craft' warning."

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Anonymous

Faulty Men?

Women's faults are many, but men have only two: Everything they say and everything they do.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Anonymous

Open a Beer

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.

Anonymous