100 Women

Q: What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in a room with 50 women suffering from PMS?
A: A wine & cheese party!

Pocket Fish

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
A: To smell like big girls.

Woman Saying Something Smart

Q: How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me... "