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Eye Drops

Q: Why'd the man take Viagra eye drops?

A: Because he wanted to look hard!

Viagra Tablet

Q: What happened to the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?

A: He got a stiff neck.

Viagra and Laxative

Q: Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time?

A: He didn't know if he was coming or going.