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Transvestite Marathon

Q: What do you call a marathon where all the runners are transvestites?

A: A drag race.

Bad Jeeves

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves," she said. "Take off my dress."

He did this carefully.  "Jeeves," she continued.  "Take off my stockings and garter."

He silently obeyed her.  "Jeeves," she then said.  "Remove my bra and panties. "

As he did this, the tension continued to mount.  She then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"

Lesbian and Drag

Q: What's the definition of drag?

A: It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.

X-Men

I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was.

Apparently Bruce Jenner was "inappropriate."

Schneider Wins Jeopardy

As a biological male, Schneider is once again proving the vast superiority of the male intellect.