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Waylaid

One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when he noticed, down an embankment, a man tied naked, face down to a large fallen tree. The hiker ran down to the man, and while removing his backpack asked, ''What happened to you?''
The tied up man began to tell him, ''I picked up a hitchhiker and a few miles down the road he held me up. He told me to pull over and took my car, my money, and all of my clothes. Then he tied me up to this tree.'' The hiker unzipped his fly and said, ''Boy, this just isn't your day, is it?''

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , Travel Jokes
Anonymous

Mouse Rapist

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse's confidence with some cheese and then took him next door. The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping a German Sheppard. The man, very excited by this, was dying to show someone his discovery. He rushed home and woke up his wife, but before he could explain, she saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her head with the blanket.
"Don't be afraid, darling," said the man. "Wait until I tell you about this."
"Get out of here!" cried his wife. "And take that sex maniac with you!"

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
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Anonymous

Family Slammer

I almost got raped in jail ... 
My family takes monopoly way too seriously.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
Submitted BY: FotysOnDeck